Close-up of an oiled Kemp’s ridley turtle captured during on June 1. The turtle was cleaned, provided veterinary care, and taken to the Audubon Aquarium in New Orleans. (Photo NOAA Fisheries via Huffington Post)
In the immortal words of George Carlin, “shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.” Except, not tits, because tits are good and this is just bad.
“Oh you poor baby, it’s even in your eyes! We need to clean you up! Hang on, let me take your picture first. You don’t...
Unkindly brought to you by BP. Don’t you think it’s time to move on from petrol…?